As James L. Kingston’s YouTube description says, “When asked why he went up there to die, he replied: ‘I didn’t go up there to die. I went up there to live.'”
My reply to that is solely, “I now need a clean pair of pants.”
The fact that anyone outside of the kingdom of monkeys (that is a part of the animal kingdom, right?) can perform this act is astonishing. As one YouTube commentor pointed out, the crane company should hire him to use his testicles as wrecking balls.
Now if you kindly excuse me, the amount of sweat that just poured out of my hands is disturbing.