You Can Now Get Your Balls Ironed With Lasers, Just Like George Clooney

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In Janurary of this year, George Clooney told European magazine, Max, a few interesting details about his life:

“I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ‘ball ironing.'”

Are you a man like megastar George Clooney who has been bothered by the wrinkles on his testicles and never knew what to do about it? Well you’re in luck! You can literally iron your balls.

Yes, Ball Ironing. The craze that’s been taking over Hollywood and any rich assh*le who has no idea what to do with their money anymore.

According to well-known beautician Nurse Jamie her male clientele has gone from 15% of her total patients to a now whopping 40%, who now pay an average of $900 a visit for various services, including the “Male Laser Lift,” as it’s called on her site. According to the celeb beautician, the results of having your balls ironed out last up to four weeks, and she recommends around six sessions per client.

Granted, it’s not surprising dudes are lining up to have her touch their nuts. Nurse Jamie is a stone cold fox.

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