NBA Players And Personalities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves Is Certified Internet Gold
Why yes, Chris Paul, you do have Michael Jackson’s old nose.
Why yes, Rajon Rondo, you do look like some sort of cartoon turtle alien from outer space.
And yes, Andre Iguodala, as a Philadelphia 76ers fan (shoot me), there is no doubt in my mind that you do in fact suck Gazelle d*ck.
Plus, in all seriousness, it did look like Deandre Jordan was struggling with that sentence. Just saying.