9 NYC Frankenfoods That Will Blow Your Damn Mind

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THEY’RE ALIVE! And here to murder your arteries.

True story: just a mere 48 hours ago, a Krispy Kreme sloppy joe smothered in cheddar cheese was unveiled. While sadly (or maybe not), this debuted during a San Diego County Fair, it’s likely only a matter time before this thing heads east and sends us into a dizzying spiral of mixed emotions, likely fueled by sugar highs and self-loathing.

But regardless, it got us thinking about Frankenfoods that are already available to us — some even 24hrs a day — right here in New York. Brace yourselves for fat-dom.

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