Subway, Eat Fresh!
Hope you were at least able to watch this before you went out to get your 5 Dollar Footlong today. This closed Subway location is unknown, but it doesn’t matter. What’s done is done. Subway may be the new largest fast food chain in the world but as long as Splinter is feeding off the provolone after hours I’m staying away.
At least you can still feel safe about getting your lunch at other fast and delicious establishments like Taco Bell. Oh, wait: