Well isn’t this…cymbolic. Hardy har har.
But people are saying this is a fail? Nonsense. This is quite possibly the greatest win for America since V-J Day.
Ralphie from A Christmas Story just making all the right moves and then some. You want to win over anybody in the good ol’ US of A? Just be as patriotic as possible no matter what the situation. Kid could’ve sh*t himself then threw his pants on the snare drum but it would’ve been acceptable as long as he stood there half naked and gave homage to Old Glory.