It’s long been known that accidents are the only reason to watch NASCAR
Joey Logano just won the “5-hour ENERGY 200,” part of NASCAR’s Nationwide Series race this weekend. We think it’s hysterical that 5-hour ENERGY sponsors NASCAR because, even though 5-hour ENERGY claims you won’t crash after it wears off, everyone who’s used it knows better. So a product that lies about whether you’ll crash sponsors redneck racing. Dope.
But that’s smart because most people go to races and watch on TV to see those crashes. Yeah, your friend’s dad actually watches it for the racing, just like he watches golf for the golf. He’s weird. The crashes are awesome because they’re super loud and a flying wheel can cut fans in half. No kicked field goal ever does that at a football game.
That’s why, from the comfort of your home computer, we present our favorite NASCAR crashes: