Roy Hibbert is as dumb as Jason Collins is gay
Oh Roy, Roy, Roy. As a Knicks fan, I went into the Pacers vs. Heat series thinking you were the Duke of Douche. But now you went and proved that for me and the rest of America. While I was with you on your Freudian insult of the media, there’s a couple reasons why I jumped ship on your “no homo” gem:
“There was Game 3 here that I felt I let Paul (George) down in terms of having his back when LeBron was scoring in the post or getting into the paint because they stretched me out so much — no homo — but I want to be there for him.”
First of all, you ballers do way gayer stuff every day than saying the phrase “stretch me out.” Next time you’re dribbling the ball with your butt jutting into a defender’s junk, I want to hear you scream “no homo.”
Second, with Jason Collins coming out, this is not the month to be voicing your intolerance. And don’t try to reach out to him afterwards either. He doesn’t need your apology.
Third, “no homo” is the single dumbest phrase in the English language. Just ask Jordan Carlos: