Shear Celebrity Pokie Madness [50 Photos]
Ah, pokies. The number one reason why Congress needs to get off their ass and pass a law requiring all bras be burned immediately. Either that or take it to the logical step and make all tops illegal when it’s over 90 degrees. Actually, scratch that last idea. Nobody wants to see 250 pound sweaty tits bouncing their way back from McDonald’s during a heat wave. We’ll just stick with good old fashioned pokies.