Say Hello To The Florida Man Who Enjoys Having Sex With The Doors Of Store Front Businesses

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Anthony Bruce Berry, 57, has been arrested for allegedly rubbing his sex organ against the door of a business in Lantana, Fla.

According to the Huffington Post, a witness observed the suspect attempt to open the front door of the business, the name of which has been redacted. When he couldn’t, he “took it out” and as the report describes it, began to “hump the front door in a vulgar manner.”

The arresting officer confronted the suspect and asked him if he had recently exposed his private parts, to which, Berry allegedly said, “Yes, I have a mental problem.” The officer said Berry continued to make similar statements before he was arrested for exposing himself. He was subsequently taken to the Palm Beach County Jail, then released two hours later.

In the business’ defense, this would probably the only time you would want to redact your name in a news report. Not all press is good press especially when it involves a serial masturbater who admits multiple times he’s batsh*t crazy. Still going to guess it was a Wal-Mart.

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