Dominate the music charts of of high school? Check. Win the first ever Grammy for hip-hop? Check. Become a TV superstar on one of the most iconic shows of all-time and write the most recognizable theme song ever? Check. Go on from TV and music to become one of the biggest superstars in the world? Check. Kick a soccer ball without looking like you suffer from Cerebral Palsy? Eh, too much to handle.
Big Willie Style should keep his athletic public performances to basketball or on British talk shows.