Eva Longoria: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS}
She got a friggin’ Masters Degree
That makes her like an 8 on the informal Hot Feminist scale. She nabbed the degree in Chicano Studies, which we want to mean How To Stay Hot Into Your ’40s Studies, but probably means literature from a region we couldn’t point out on a map but would be pretty close.
So, yeah, Eva, congrats on your degree. You’re also hot.