I’m not going to lie to you, there’s absolutely no inspiration behind this post except for the fact that this is a sport we should have been covering YEARS AGO. Monkeys riding dogs, miniature horses and ponies? Where do I sign up?
Oh, I can’t. I’m a person.
Well at least the good news is that I can use my human powers to find some of the best photos of monkeys getting their miniature-and-definitely-not-even-close-to-being-genetically-similar-to-human-I-don’t-care-what-science-says-about-evolution hands on different animals.
Behold, an illustrated history of monkeys riding things.