Justin Bieber Gives The Most Amazing, Inspirational Acceptance Speech At The Billboard Music Awards [VIDEO]
Just kidding. He took the opportunity to talk about how great he is without even taking off his sunglasses. Because if you ever want to be taken seriously by masses of people, it’s wearing your aviators inside. As Larry David once eloquently stated, there are only two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors: Blind people and assh*les. And I Belibe I don’t spot a walking cane or a seeing eye dog on the premises.
Have to give him credit though, Justina has come along way since we discovered he was the 7th most searched girl on Google. So congrats, sweetie. You’ve made it.
BONUS BILLBOARD FUN: R&B SINGER DECAPITATES WOMAN WITH MOVE USUALLY SAVED FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW: