11 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [May 20-26]

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It’s the start of another week, and you’re probably sitting there staring back at the screen, wondering what it’s really all about. What’s the meaning of life? What’s our purpose in the universe? What is this mustard stain doing on the computer screen, especially because I never eat mustard? All your queries about life, the universe and everything else will be answered in “Why This Week Won’t Suck” thanks to a new video game console, the fossilized remains of a minotaur and Will Freakin’ Arnett.

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