No, not the most talented athletes, the most talented derby girls
The WNBA is boring, but if you want to compromise with your girlfriend and actually come out on top, check out some roller derby matches. She gets to go to see women athletes compete, and you get to see hot women knock each other down.
They’re taking applications to referee the summer tournaments, and we strongly recommend that you do it.
If not, feel free to referee some of our favorite “competitors” right here.