Look, I’m not going to bullshit you. You are going to get old, and it is going to happen lightning fast. You won’t see it coming. You’ll just be living your life the way you always have, thinking, “Man, I sure am young. There is little in life that I enjoy more than the simple knowledge of how completely not old I am.” And then one day, out of the blue, you’ll have a horrifying realization that people have stopped viewing you as an ultra cool, iconic masterpiece of sexuality … now you’re just some kid’s parent.
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