Say Hello To The Man Who Sexually Abused His Peacock To Death

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So George Carlin really didn’t die, he just acquired that crazy look in his eyes and started f*cking peacocks? I don’t think any of us saw that one coming.

David Beckmann, 64, was charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty after Roselle, Illinois police said they learned about the abuse and subsequent death of the bird, named Phyl, while investigating another crime. Beckmann is being held at the county jail on $10,000 bond. He is scheduled to be arraigned on June 12.

No word on when Beckmann plans to move out of Roselle, and move far, far away he shall. After you become known around town as the crazy peacock f*cker, it’s time to find a new home and life. Then again, after staring in his eyes for 30 seconds I don’t think David cares about anything else besides that sweet, sweet peacock puntang. Probably one of the only 16 people worldwide who still watch NBC on a regular basis.

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