There’s always one friend in a bunch. You try to go out with your buddies to have a couple beers and have a good time and sure enough you have to babysit the dude who gets drunk and does stupid sh*t. Starting fights in bars. Pissing in the kitchen sink then throwing a bottle through a window. Charging wild elephant on Safari. It never ends.
Now the only question is what can this guy to to one-up himself standing off an elephant? Unless the next stop is to the nearest zoo where he can dress up in a zebra costume and dance in a lion’s den for a couple minutes, this man should retire from drinking. It’s not going to get any better than this.