A sad story revolving around kidnapped teenagers turned into a rare, happy ending of rescue in Cleveland last night. As you can already see, the girls’ rescuer, Charles Ramsey, was kind enough to provide certified Internet gold for all of us to enjoy.
“I knew something was wrong or a little pretty white girl run into a black man’s arms, DEAD GIVEAWAY.” If that isn’t Time Magazine’s Quote Of The Year for 2013 there are going to be problems.
Somebody please get Mr. Ramsey unlimited ribs, McDonald’s and Salsa music to last a lifetime. Just make sure to stay clear of the police. Charles looked like he was ready to bail to Mexico at 1:07 of the interview.