Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO]
We’ve shown you six manly ways to open a beer in the past, but these German guys beat all six
That’s right, they used a giant backhoe and all the patience and efficiency that Germans are known for to get the cap off the bottle. Of course, then there’s the whole problem of putting your lips against something that just touched a filthy backhoe.
Maybe if he gets sick he can chalk it up to beer s**ts, or he can ignore it because he still JUST OPENED A BEER WITH A BACKHOE. Dudes like that never have to worry about getting sick.