Watch The Historical Parkour Dog [VIDEO]

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Even if you’ve already seen this, you need to be reminded that all of history led to this moment

That’s right, every major decision and invention in human history led to the training of this Parkour dog.

First, man domesticated the wild dog some 10,000 years ago.

Next, man built the first stone-walled structures to do Parkour on some 4,000 years ago.

Then, martial arts were invented about 2,000 years ago.

Next, man invented electricity and the television about 130 and 80 years ago, respectively.

Then, martial arts movies were overplayed on those televisions about 30 years ago, causing man to grow bored with traditional martial arts and invent Parkour.

Last, man took best friend of 10,000 years, dog, and taught him Parkour. So here, watch this video again knowing that the weight of history sits atop it.

via YouTube

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