‘Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles’ Will Put Your Biology Classes To Shame [VIDEO]
Seriously learned more about turtles in that 1:36 than I did in over 17 years of legitimate education. Who knew those little shelled sh*ts were packing that much heat? Good for them.
But really, who thought of the concept of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the first place? Think about it for a second. The children’s show is based on turtles who are between the ages of 13-19 who are mutated by radioactive sludge and are trained to be ninjas by a mastermind rat. Whatever drugs the creators were taking when they thought of these ideas, put me down for double the dosage.