Last week, Mike’s Hard Lemonade invited our in-house bowling team (“The Jesus”) to compete against other media folk at The Bowlmor Lanes. We ended up barely losing to the guys over at MTV but not before drinking some of their new summer beverages and hanging out with The Fat Jew who apparently had just gotten back from MC’ing a Dillon Francis gig at Coachella (no, his cat drawing was not still there).
We’ve had our fair share of Mike’s Hard Lemonade before but we were treated to three new drinks that they were rolling out for the summer: Mike’s Authentic Shandy, Mike’s Hard Lemonade Frozen (in pouch form), and cans of Mike’s Harder Strawberry Lemonade.
Out of the three, we enjoyed the Frozen Lemonade and the Mike’s Harder Strawberry Lemonade (essentially fortified Mike’s Hard) the most.
What we disliked the most was losing the tourney by about 10 points. “The Jesus” will be back, though. Mark my words.
Remember kiddos: “Mike’s is hard. So is prison. Don’t drive drunk.”
Special thanks to Grey for the invite.