Seriously, Tanning Mom? Nobody born after electricity wants to see this. But, unfortunately, much like a train wreck filled with little people, it’s essentially impossible not to at least glance. I sincerely hope you’ve already eaten your lunch so it’s digested to the point where it can’t be regurgitated anymore. Also, if you have a penis please give it a blindfold and even earmuffs while viewing these photos. He doesn’t deserve to hear your reaction to what you see.
Just thank God Tanning Mom is not your mother. Also thank him for not letting her sing during this impromptu photoshoot.