Talk about commitment to your craft. This guy has absolutely no problem whatsoever informing the masses about his less-than-average penis size (“it’s like a roll of quarters with $1.25 taken out”), so long as you learn that not all black men have big swinging d*cks.
But if we’re being truthful about the whole thing, my man Travis was doomed from the beginning. Any black man named “Travis Thurman” is not going to be rocking a stereotypically-large black man penis. Give him a name like Malik Williams, though, and he’ll have to tie that sh*t around his leg.
OK, I think that should do it for talking about black men’s penises for the day.