“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” – Homer J. Simpson
What kind of an assh*le eats an entire cake not knowing who it belongs to let alone having it the first thing in the morning? Hopefully the good people of Laurelville, Ohio are satisfied with their Police Chief being able to protect and serve weighing 270 lbs with only one foot thanks to Type-2 Diabetes.
Let it be a lesson to those of you who dabble in the art of weed bakery, always enjoy in moderation. Probably should have been civilized and had a slice instead of the entire thing. Maybe then the menstrual cramps, unlike everyone’s girlfriend’s, would’ve been tolerable.