“Scary Movie 5” will probably suck a bag of rocks, but at least Ashley’ll be in it
If you still like the “Scary Movie” franchise, then you’re an idiot. Sorry. But we won’t blame you if you go, mainly because Ashley Tisdale just gets hotter as she gets older.
The star of “The Suite Life With Zack And Cody” and “Phineas and Ferb” is all growed up, and this will be her first leading role in a feature film. We’ve seen her in tv movies, but it’s different when you’re in a theater and her screen boobs are three times the size of your head.
Congratulations to Ms. Tisdale an the gift she’s giving this week.