Women. The only species that can take a simple task like pulling a car into a driveway at 5mph and end up crashing it twice at maximum speed in just over 30 seconds.
The teenage girl driver claimed that the car malfunctioned and she had no control over the acceleration, which looks like would make a reasonable explanation. Reasonable of course unless you’ve ever been in a vehicle with a teenage girl behind the wheel. It’s the driving equivalent to playing QWOP. I’d feel safer in a tank full of snakes and sharks infested with AIDS than put myself inside a car with a teenage lady.