Did You Hear The One About The Man Who Walked Into Home Depot And Calmly Sawed Both Of His Arms Off?
A Southern California man took The Home Depot’s old motto of “You can do it, we can help” quite literally yesterday as he walked into the store and proceeded to saw off both of his arms. Because, honestly, appendages do get in the way of sometimes and the last time I checked you didn’t need arms to take PCP.
As reported by the LA Times:
The man calmly walked into the store on Azusa Avenue shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday and grabbed the handsaws, the West Covina Police Department said.
“He just began sawing away,” Cpl. Rudy Lopez told The Times. “He was pretty much intent on doing what he did.”
The man cut both arms down to the bone as panicked people called 911 for help. The man was passing out as officers arrived, police said.
How did the man manage to basically decapitate one arm then proceed to do the same thing to his other arm you ask? Damn good question…maybe he held the saw between his legs and started sa…eh, whatever. We’ll just go with anything is possible on Bath Salts if you put your mind to it.