Just one set of naked tits on your season premiere? I thought for sure that HBO would come out of the gate with a human-dragon orgy or something wild, just to get people the people excited again. Instead, we had to wait 12.5 minutes until one of Lord Baelish’s no-name hookers took her top off.
Speaking of nipples, thank you for (SPOILER ALERT) filming one of my biggest fears that is having my nipples cut off. That really helped me get the sleep I needed on a Sunday night.
Game of Thrones Nipple Count: 2 nipples – 1 nipple = 1 nipple. One f*cking nipple. Just because you think you’re funny with closed captioning, doesn’t mean you can be so stingy.