Today’s ESPN’s Joe Lunardi’s last day of “Bracketology,” which is Latin for “bulls–t guessing.”
Even though we’re pumped for the actual tournament, we always feel like we’re drowning in b.s. for the first half of March every year. The only thing we want to think about before the official brackets are posted tomorrow is how the teenagers on all 64 of these teams get so many more chicks in a week than we get in a decade.
So here are Lunardi’s rankings for the top 16 teams. We’ll follow up tomorrow when the official rankings go up and will compare them. If he’s wrong by even one team, we promise to post an animated GIF of him burning at a stake. Why not?