Chloe Green: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Granted, Marc Anthony didn’t cheat on J. Lo with Chloe the way Ben Affleck did with Cartman’s hand, and he had a girlfriend in between, but we’re not going to fuss over the details. We’re proud of you, Chloe.
We’re also proud of you because you’re not just being another useless heiress like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. You know how to shut the f–k up and not embarrass yourself, your family, and humanity in general. Oh wait…you do, but you do it in Britain so we don’t have to listen to it.
In that spirit, we’re presenting you to the world the way you like you best, in 2-dimensional, silent form.