Your son is a dumb, insolent punk who won’t listen to reason.
These are the thoughts of Darth Vader, and let’s be honest… he’s kinda right.
Despite pretending to be a “rebel,” Luke is a bit of a pussy.
Well, this video recreates a Luke/Vader lightsaber rumble and gives it to you from the Dark Side’s perspective.
I didn’t watch the video all the way to the end, so let’s hope Vader prevails, killing Luke, and then Disney won’t be able to make any of those sh*tty Star Wars sequels they’ve been talking about.