Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce ‘Legends Of The Summer’ Stadium Tour

When I think “legendary summer concerts,” I think of two things: former boy band pop singers and aging rappers. Don’t you?

Thankfully, Summer 2013 will be the summer when all my dreams come true because Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z have just announced a dozen tour dates.

Here they are. Prepare to be very disappointed if you live in America’s heartland or the Mountain Time Zone or the South…

07-17 Toronto, Ontario – Rogers Centre
07-19 New York, NY – Yankee Stadium
07-22 Chicago, IL – Soldier Field
07-26 San Francisco, CA – Candlestick Park
07-28 Los Angeles, CA – The Rose Bowl
07-31 Vancouver, British Columbia – BC Place
08-04 Hershey, PA – Hershey Park Stadium
08-06 Detroit, MI – Ford Field
08-08 Baltimore, MD – M&T Bank Stadium
08-10 Boston, MA – Fenway Park
08-13 Philadelphia, PA – Citizens Bank Park
08-16 Miami, FL – Sun Life Stadium

Who wants to go see them in Hershey, Pennsylvania with me!? It’s going to be a legendary summer in Hershey, Pennsylvania!!

God, this is a really snarky, douchey blogger style post. I should really grow up. I should really get on my suit & tie sh*t.

Ha. Game, set, match, douchey blogger. That song blooooooows.

via The High Definite

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