Everyone knows a healthy breakfast starts at 7-11. Right? Right???
Well, maybe you haven’t been eating at 7-11 for breakfast because they don’t have enough good breakfast options? Right? RIGHT???
Well, now 7-11 aims to change that …while still not giving up on their ideology that all foods must be kept warm on a roller.
Following in the footsteps of their hot dogs and corn dogs and taquitos and Buffalo Chicken Rollers, on March 1st, they’re adding a new slowly spinning item to their menu: the Blueberry Pancake Sausage.
Much like their Maple Pancake Sausage, its a pancake-type thing wrapped around a sausage — but now with blueberries!
Silly, 7-11. The only time I eat you is when I’m hammered. And I’m not hammered in the morning, so I would never eat one of these.
Hm… Unless I start drinking in the morning…
Maybe 7-11 is on to something here.