The Dildomaker: A Device That Carves Anything Into A Dildo

Talk about a solid idea: designer Francesco Morackini came up with this conceptual invention of a machine that can transform anything into a penis.
The blog Incredible Things describes it as “a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling”
My guess is that it was originally intended to be a back alley circumcision tool, but, you know… There were “problems” with that.
But in all seriousness, DON’T LEND ANY OF YOUR STUFF TO FRANCESCO MORACKINI. And if you do, don’t ask for it back.
via Geekologie

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