Iceland Joins the Axis of Evil By Considering Internet Porn Ban

By Danny Gallagher February 14, 2013 4:49 pm Posted in News-ish Danny Gallagher g+ page

Valentine’s Day might be tough for those of us who don’t have someone to snuggle with and love but at least I America has an unlimited database of Internet pornography. [lead image via Shutterstock]

Iceland, however, picked the perfect time to prove to that love is just a distant memory of a better time in our history. They country’s Interior Minister is actively trying to block access to Internet pornography using the same kind of government Internet blockers that China uses to block every website except ChinaIsGreat.com and FuckYeahChina.tumblr.com.

The nation’s interior minister Ogmundur Jonasson (it’s a little hard to pronounce so we’ll call him Adolph “Polpot” Vader from now on) is drafting the legislation for the ban. He said he believes giving humans the right to watch humans getting nasty “has very harmful effects on young people and can have a clear link to incidences of violent crime.”

He’s in for quite a surprise. Just imagine how much violent crime will occur when people realize they aren’t allowed to access their precious pornography.

via Telegraph / Slashdot