Does Shoving A Pot Of Coffee Up Your Ass Sound Fun, Because This Couple Is Addicted To It [VIDEO]
I understand wanting to be on television because your fat or a redneck or a fat redneck, but who would want the world to know about their coffee enema addiction?
How did this conversation go down?
“You know what, honey? I was watching TLC and they have this show on it called My Strange Addiction… And you know how we force a pot worth of coffee into our colons multiple times a day?”
“Well, of course, hun, I’m forcing coffee up my rectum as we speak.”
“Right, well I was thinking maybe we call up My Strange Addiction and see if they want us to be on the show. People shoving hot coffee up their ass really seems like something people want to watch on television.”
“Let’s do it, baby. Maybe we could finally buy that new couch we want. You know, since we constantly accidentally drip coffee out of our asses on the old couch?”