Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts
Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. It means a lot of horrible things: either you have a significant other and you’re forced into doing some awful couple’s activity, or you’re single and you feel like a lonely piece of sh*t.
But that’s not even the worst of it. You also get stuck having to eat those horrible, chalky culinary disasters know as conversation hearts.
This year, however, Foodbeast has an interesting idea for you to try: Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts Deep Fried & Drizzled in Chocolate.
This seems like a very healthy step…
Look exciting? You can get the crazy recipe here.
No word in the article on if these actually taste any good. But hey, if you’re trying to get out of a relationship, clogging your girlfriend’s arteries with deep-fried candy is, legally speaking, as decent of a long-term plan as they come. Besides, you know, just manning up and dumping the girl.
Then you’ll have all the bacon-wrapped candy to yourself.