‘First Porn Star In Space’ Is About To Become A Real Thing

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Meet Coco Brown. Though depending on how much porn you watch, you’ve probably already met her. The Internet Adult Film Database has her appearing in 35 titles including “Big Booty Bomb 2″ and “Coco’s Saug-Service.” Or, oh, sorry, you may know her better by her stage name, Honey Brown.

But soon, you will know her for more than just doing lots of sex stuff. She is currently preparing to become the first porn star in space.

According to The Sun, “The 32-year-old star of Black Panty Chronicles 2 and Big Booty Bomb 2, has paid [over $100,000] to be part of a private Dutch mission due to blast off in spring 2014.”

Coco has already undergone zero gravity training, and we have the film footage to prove it…

But — SPOILER ALERT! — Honey Brown doesn’t plan on having sex in space. “You just really don’t have that much control,” she told The Sun. “There would be nothing keeping you together.”

Sounds like we need to send the first porn director into space. He’d make things happen.

via Gawker

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