Condom Delivery App Released To Help Guys ‘Deliver’ In 30 Minutes Or Less
Practicing safe sex is important but it takes proper preparation. Every guy knows the pain of that moment when it looks like things are about to progress to the bedroom and your girl asks if you’ve got a rubber. The look of disappointment on your face couldn’t make her hormones stop surging faster if you just said you supported Tod Akin for President.
SOS Condoms has developed an app for just this situation. Right now, it’s only available to lovers in Dubai but America deserves to have access for this, at least because it will really piss off the whole “no sex before marriage” collective.
It allows guys to discreetly order hand-delivered packs of condoms through their smartphone without having to even make a phone call. They place the order through the app and pinpoint their location through their phone’s maps app. It’s also available during peak condom usage hours from 4 p.m. to 4 a.m.
The only way this could be cooler is if the delivery guy wore a special “Rubber Man” superhero outfit.