Calculate Your Coachella Hipster Cred With The Coachella Hipster Cred Calculator
Guys, let’s do this! Let’s take this dead seriously!
Here’s what you do: scroll down, follow the directions, “Pick out the bands you like and add them up,” and then come back here and read the next line and I’ll tell you what my hipster cred is!
This is going to be awesome!
Alright… Did you do it? Huh??
Well, guess what… Throw that number out.
Because if you actually did this, you got absolute no hipster cred. Sorry, dude. I know you wanted to be a hipster so bad.