Dear CarlyCrunkBear (if that is your real name),
You are 23 years old. For most of us, that means having a good time. We’re smart: we don’t get jobs and live off trust funds or dope dealing or both.
But you, you decided to be ambitious. You decided to go right out and get a job teaching high school math. Some might say you’re actually “smarter” than us stoned, rich, lazy bums. You decided to start a career, make some money, join society.
However, how smart can you be when you tweet things like:
“Just got called Ms. McCutie. Points for being clever, however you are still jailbait.”
“Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It’s funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot.”
Smart people realize that Twitter is a public forum and that teachers live in the public eye and would generally avoid tweeting a picture like this:
But then again, society is changing. People need to loosen up.
And you’re a teacher. So now is your time to teach them! Stand your ground @Crunk_Bear! Don’t let the local news and some lame school district hold you down.
Do children not still need math??
I’m guessing there’s a 90% chance they still do.