Shocker: High School Teacher With @Crunk_Bear Handle Was Sending Out Inappropriate Tweets

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Dear CarlyCrunkBear (if that is your real name),

You are 23 years old. For most of us, that means having a good time. We’re smart: we don’t get jobs and live off trust funds or dope dealing or both.

But you, you decided to be ambitious. You decided to go right out and get a job teaching high school math. Some might say you’re actually “smarter” than us stoned, rich, lazy bums. You decided to start a career, make some money, join society.

However, how smart can you be when you tweet things like:

“Just got called Ms. McCutie. Points for being clever, however you are still jailbait.”

Or:

“Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It’s funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot.”

Smart people realize that Twitter is a public forum and that teachers live in the public eye and would generally avoid tweeting a picture like this:

carly crunk bear

But then again, society is changing.  People need to loosen up.

And you’re a teacher. So now is your time to teach them! Stand your ground @Crunk_Bear! Don’t let the local news and some lame school district hold you down.

Do children not still need math??

I’m guessing there’s a 90% chance they still do.

Sincerely,

COED

via Gawker / story via Westword

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