World’s Worst Mother Forces Toddler To Get A Tattoo [VIDEO]

By Danny Gallagher January 29, 2013 3:22 pm Posted in News-ish, Video, WTF Danny Gallagher g+ page

My mother made do a lot of things that through the eyes of a cranky kid were worth reporting to Child Protective Services.

She made eat squash, something I still cannot stand to this day. She made me take baths more than once a week. She made me study and do my homework instead of letting shows like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and G.I. Joe teach me what I really needed to know about life. Sure I know about photosynthesis and Coulomb’s Law, but if I’m ever killed by a group of masked ninjas, my ghost will blame her.

None of those parenting faux pas really deserved getting some kind of state agency involved that would order the feds to kick down my front door and drag my parents away to “No Pizza Island.” This, however, deserves some kind of intervention by the NAVY SEALS at least.

A video surfaced over the weekend of a mother holding down her toddler while a tattoo artist takes a hot needle to his tiny arm. It’s hard to see exactly why he’s getting inked but several dubious sources claim that the mother is part of a Cuban ministry group and the child is being given the “666″ mark of the beast.

Mom, I take back every temper tantrum I ever threw in the cereal aisle of the Winn Dixie. You were right, I was wrong. “The Real Ghostbusters” marshmallow cereal is nutritionally deficient.

via Gawker