Houston Texans Cheerleaders Make Lame Video Series For Pro Bowl [VIDEO]
A brilliant nuclear physicist tries to dance at to a hip hop song.
An unlicensed electrician tries to use big words in his speech. An actor tries to discuss politics. These are all sad and uncomfortable to watch, but none of them can hold a candle to the Houston Texans cheerleading squad trying to make relevant YouTube webisodes while they’re in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl. Dear lord are they bad at it. And they f-king called it “Cheer Chat.”
First off, never interview two perky women with the film quality of an amateur porn unless you’re actually planning to film amateur porn.
Second, don’t make 33 second videos with 15 of those seconds consisting of the closing credits.
Third, if you’re a group of cheerleaders paid to keep horny drunk men stimulated enough to buy eight dollar cans of Budweiser, you should be in your cheerleader uniform whenever you’re on camera.