This weekend, keep your bones unbroken and watch the Winter X Games from home and let the pros do the work.
You might learn something, especially from nineteen year-old Canadian snowboarder Mark McMorris, reigning “Big Air” and “Slopestyle” gold medalist. No, you can’t learn to snowboard from watching him. But you can learn the importance of being cool. Cool isn’t how you dress – most snowboarders look ridiculous, both on and off the slopes. Cool is about being so focused yet so not worried about f-cking everything up that you don’t f-ck things up. Like doing a double wild cat, or closing the deal with a girl at a bar.