Wichita Police Release Sketch Of Marijuana Thief: It’s A Mouse

By Mike January 25, 2013 2:41 pm Posted in funny, Drink, Lifestyle, News-ish, WTF Mike g+ page

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Here’s your tax dollars at work. Assuming you live within the jurisdiction of the Wichita Police Department.

KSN News released the image above showing a sketch artist’s depiction of the latest suspect in a marijuana theft.

Yes, that is an undoctored photo. Yes, the sketch is of a mouse.

According to KSN, a mouse or mice chewed their way into an evidence bag and made off with some pot.

Lt. Doug Nolte then stated, “We do have a sketch artist that came and did a rendering of who we believe is responsible for the marijuana heist, and so, we are currently looking for something that resembles a mouse like this.”

Yeah, nice theory, Lt. Doug Nolte. Here’s mine: you and your “artist” friend need to stop stealing evidence, smoking it and holding toked up press conferences.

Stop blaming the mice, dude. Fess up to your pot habit like a man!

via Reddit