George Clooney Has His Own Tequila, Is Even More Important Than You Now

By Danny Gallagher January 23, 2013 1:03 pm Posted in Drink, culture, Lifestyle, News-ish Danny Gallagher g+ page

George Cloony tequila

George Clooney has gone out of his way to remind you just how vital his existence is to mankind. He collects smoking hot ex-girlfriends the way the Romney family collects horses. He tried to open a Las Vegas casino with a super classy dress code. He’s also probably working on some kind of “Clooney’s Oil” that can cure all children’s diseases and improve their cheekbone lines.

Of course, he’s not satisfied with the level of importance he’s tried to convey thus far with his various personal ventures. So he’s taken his importance quotient to a higher level by releasing his own line of tequila.

Clooney’s “Casamigos” aims to offer lesser men a “warm, rich tequila whose taste we didn’t have to cover up with salt or lime.” Christ, even his tequila is trying to show your tequila just how important it is by mocking its need for garnishments. I’m sure that Clooney’s tequila will also try to one-up us by sleeping with our girlfriends without having to get her drunk as well.

via Vanity Fair