Win The Battle Against Your Alcoholism With This Green Army Man Bottle Opener

By Mike January 21, 2013 2:02 pm Posted in Drink, Gadgets, Lifestyle, Stuff Mike g+ page

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Drinking beer is always fun. And if you drink enough, you often revert back to a childlike state. So here’s the perfect bottle opener to compliment both of those scenarios: a green army man bottle opener.

Modeled after those little plastic men from your childhood, yet made from durable metal, this opener might look like something from playtime, but it’s got the bottle poppin’ strength of our men in uniform.

It’s available for purchase on Vat19… just not right now. It’s all sold out. But just like the armed conflicts that keep America’s military-industrial complex running, you can rest assured that this product will be back soon!

Until then — don’t risk it — just stick to cans and twist offs.

via Laughing Squid